“What?! Oh crap what?”

“They had to do an emergency hysterectomy. They can’t stop the bleeding. They say she may not make it through the night. They’ve called the family.”

“Oh shit.. How does this happen? She was just in my cube complaining cause her boss wanted her to go home, take it easy, and she never felt better. She was munching on my peanut m’n’m’s and complaining that Junior was doing flips using her bladder as a springboard.”

“It’s looking bad. But Junior is improving. They think he’ll be fine.”

“Hey… anything.. let me know..”